Climate Tutorial: How To Draw Trends

I've learned so much about how to fight the liberal climate narrative over the years, I thought I would share my knowledge with a set of tutorials. In my first tutorial, I will explain how to draw climate trends. There are some absolute and unalterable rules that must be followed here if we want to avoid being communists and cultists. Let's begin at the beginner level with this perfect example of a properly drawn trend.

This is perfectly done, complete with an arrow to highlight how flat the trend is. To do this, we have to make sure we properly select the start date to make the trend go flat. If you don't select the proper beginning date, then you'll get a communist graph. Here's another example of how you can do it.

This one is less perfect because it doesn't have an arrow, but it does show that the trend is negative for the properly selected dates, which is almost as good as an arrow. But some may be wondering what to do if you don't have the ability to properly select your start and end dates? Don't worry. I got your back. Well, rather, Steve Milloy shows you how to do it properly in this case.

This had the added benefit of triggering Nicolas Fulghum, who probably is a communist. Spreadsheets like Excel are controlled by communists, so sometimes you just can't trust them. It's better just to draw your trendlines properly using a professional-looking straight line. That way you can draw lines between any two points to create a trend. Simples! But what if you don't know how to use those tools? Well, don't fear. I got you. See below.

This clever person was able to just add the line using a simple photo-editing software. This is perfect. This focuses the eye on what really matters, the fact that there was a temperature in the past that was warmer than the present. This is all that we really need to know.

Now it's time for the advanced tutorial. If you're really smart, you can actually show a graph with a curved x-axis (y-axis optional) to let people know that temperatures are cooling. This is really helpful when you can add fancy terms like "Milankovitch Composite Cycle" to the x-axis to make more official and scientific. Clearly nobody is going to question you if you share a graph like this with fancy words for cycles and stuff.

And this tutorial is not just limited to temperature. You can also use these same tactics for sea level rise. And this I think goes beyond advanced tutorial. With expert-level skill, you can rotate the graph just right to eliminate the communist trends that might look like are in the data. Lord Monckton has done an excellent job at removing any communist trends that might be hidden in this sea level data.

Not to be outdone, Nils-Axel Mörner has performed a similar analysis with sea level. This was submitted to the House of Lords, so it has to be infallibly true and accurate.

I can guarantee you that there is nothing communist about the trends in this graph. The authors have skillfully ensured that no hint of communism or cultic beliefs will show up in any of them. Let's summarize what we've learned:

1. When possible, choose start and end dates carefully so that trends do not go upwards. That way we can avoid communist or cultic graphs.
2. When you can't choose your start and end dates, draw lines from one date to another that shows a flat and decreasing trend.
3. With added experience, you can bend the x-axis and eliminate the y-axis to ensure that trends go in a non-communist or cultic direction.
4. With full expertise, you can actually learn to rotate graphs to remove any communist elements that may superficially look like are in the data.

Now keep in mind that all these points of advice need to be reversed for ice mass loss. To avoid communism here, we need to make sure that we show trends that are either flat or increasing. To be safe, though, just make sure everything is nearly flat. Steve Milloy can give you an excellent example of how to do this here.

Thus ends my first tutorial, and many thanks to the likes of Lord Monckton, Nils-Axel Mörner, and Steve Milloy for the excellent examples on how to draw trends properly!