The 10 Commandments of Climate Correctness

We all know that climate correctness requires rejecting all the communist/culitist teachings of climate scientists, but in order to get climate correct, we have to expose the tricks of climate scientists and replace them with actual and certain climate correctness. In all my years of exposing climate "science" for the fraud that it is, I've come up with 10 commandments to avoid following the science. Here they are.

1.    Thou shou shalt always claim that the "scientists" are alarmists.

This is so important because scientists are the scariest people on the planet. They are the ones fabricating the "data" and "evidence" that will destroy human civilization and lead us back to the stone ages. The politicians all want this because they need to be re-elected, and elections are all controlled by the by the communist elites. But they get the "scientists" to produce the data for them, so those are the people we should be the most terrified of.

2.    Thou shalt attribute warming to anything natural.

Since we already know that human activity doesn't cause any warming, any warming must be caused by something natural. It doesn't matter what natural thing you choose. It just has to be unrelated to greenhouse gases. So you can blame warming on El Nino or on the Hunga-Tonga eruption or whatever natural thing you want. You can also blame global warming on the urban heat island effect, even though that's human activity, but it's not related to greenhouse gases, so that's okay.

3.    Thou shalt change the subject to your favorite slogan or mantra when you're stumped.

Sometimes these "scientists" can be really tricky and say things that confuse you. To get around this problem, just change the subject something else, preferably with a slogan. Here are some slogan ideas for you:
    "CO2 is plant food."

    "The climate always changes."

    "We're the carbon they want to reduce."

    "You are part of a climate doomer cult."

You can pick whichever ones you want, but these are some good ones to get you started. It's always helpful to remind people that everyone that disagrees with you is either a communist or a cultist, and probably both.

   

4.    Thou shalt not read scientific papers or evaluate climate data.

If you do this, you'll only get confused. The communist scientists are really clever! If you read their papers, you'll have to look up all sorts of words you've never seen before, and you might even have to do some math, which is almost as terrifying as the commie scientists. And it doesn't do you any good, since you already know that they're wrong before you read the stuff they write.

5. Thou shalt not accept data from cultists and communists.

Since we already know that all climate scientists are just cultists and communists, we know that all the data they give us that disagrees with us must be manipulated. This includes literally anything and everything, including temperature data, sea level data, even the communist "forcing" data must be denied and discarded at all costs. If you accept the data, you'll end up being a communist and a cultist.

6.    Thou shalt promote video shorts.

These are wonderful. The best ones come from Electroverse, Randal Carlson, Heartland, and the CO2 Coalition. But we all know that the best way to debunk communist "science" is to use video shorts from influencers and political groups that do not "trust the science." 

7.     Thou shalt not allow Michael Mann to go unpunished for his crimes against humanity.

We all know that Mann committed fraud when he produced the hockey stick, the graph that is beloved by everyone that "trusts the science." So whenever anyone says anything about anything, it's always good to bring up Mann's fraud. When they try to dazzle you with "papers" and "studies" and use fancy words like "replicated," just point them to the fact that Mann lost all the court cases ever, and he denied Tim Ball his right to see the R2 units he needed to win his case. You can just repeat over and over that Mann didn't turn over his data and he lost all the cases ever.

8.    Thou shalt bring up Al Gore.

And when you do, you have to use the quotes that other non-cultists have creatively found him saying. The best one is a quote created for Al Gore from 2009 in which Anthony Watts quoted him saying, "the entire North ‘polarized’ cap will disappear in 5 years.” This one is the best. Let's keep that one going forever.

9.    Thou shalt post screenshots of 50 failed predictions.

These screenshots are everywhere, so they are easy to find. Some people don't have the full list of 50 failed predictions. The original blogpost from Breitbart only had 41. If someone posts a screenshot of those, you can make sure they get a screenshot of the 50. You don't need to look any of these up. Just trust that other people have done this work for you, and they are all 100% accurate and vetted by top specialists in their fields. Anyone who says differently is a communist or cultist.

10.    Thou shalt always look for similarities between the conspiracy behind "climate change" and the conspiracy behind vaccines.

We all know that both climate change and vaccines are communist tools for population control. So anything you say about vaccines also applies to "climate change." We are committed to the fact that the world is a better place if we die from measles and not the MMR vaccine. And we also know the world is a better place if we don't "trust the science" about climate.

Corollaries to the 10 Commandments:

Thou shalt not use multiproxy data. Proxy reconstructions should only use one location, and they should end before modern "warming." The best proxy reconstruction is from the GISP2 ice core, since global climate is found at the top of the Greenland summit, and nothing after 1855 is relevant to global warming.

Thou shalt prove sea level rise wrong by showing pictures of the same location at two different times. Communists and cultists will almost certainly tell you're ignoring tides, but we all know that's a cop out. What matters is the way the pictures look, not the "measurements" from tide gauges.

Thou shalt always use UAH satellite data over any other temperature data. Every temperature dataset that exists shows more global warming than the UAH data, and the guys that make the UAH data are not climate doomer cultists. So we need to trust their graphs over everyone elses.